Sunday, March 2, 2008

#8: Place Settings with Many Forks

Rich People like fancy dinners, mostly because they like to show off their arcane knowledge of using forks. Rich People have a fork for everything. They have an ice cream fork, which is probably something made up in France. They also have a fish fork, which is not the same as a crab fork or a seafood fork. For dessert, there are pastry forks. Pastry forks can be right-handed or left-handed, because left-handed Rich People like forks, too.

Only three forks are supposed to be in a place setting at any one time, so meals with many courses require the removal and addition of forks as necessary. This is a wonderful opportunity for Rich People to demonstrate their knowledge of forkery.


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